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Sunday, October 22, 2017

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese


How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Let's start at the beginning, shall we? One pound of bacon, diced. Or, whatever, just in smaller pieces.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Toss the bacon into a pan and start cooking it. You don't even need to separate it because you can smoosh it up while you cook it.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Toss a pot on and get some water boiling, enough for a bunch of elbow macaroni noodles.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Time to butter a 2-quart baking dish. Don't cheap out here, use some real damn butter. It doesn't have to be expensive butter, but it better be actual damn butter and not margarine or some shit.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Oh yeah, get that thing completely buttered like you're prepping yourself for a night with Paula Deen. Set the dish aside for later.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

I prefer the large elbows, but I'm running a little low so I'll supplement with some pansy ass little elbows. Dump these in your boiling water.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

I like my bacon a nice mix of crispy and chewy. Not burnt, not ever burnt. This shit right here? This shit's perfect.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

What do you do with your bacon drippings? I save that shit for later. You ever cook scrambled eggs in bacon grease? Best shit ever, I swear. One day, Jamie Oliver's going to come to my house and slap me. Until then, greasy fucking eggs.

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

That pig sure is purdy, ain't it?

How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese

Don't forget to stir your noodles. Worst thing ever is when a shitload of them stick to the bottom of the pot and fuck things up for everyone.

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4 Responses “How to Make Some Damn Mac 'n Cheese”

  1. RRTaylor222
    July 23, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    This looks so fucking good.

  2. rhmoore
    July 22, 2017 at 8:00 am

    Just gained like 30 lbs from reading this, not even mad.

  3. GinnaKABOOM
    July 21, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Noodles stick when you don’t give them enough room and heat to move around. Fierce boil in huge pot usually takes care of the issue.

  4. sugarshane
    July 12, 2017 at 5:12 am

    Oh fuck yeah you better eat that glorious food up

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