1. The Gatorade bath is a time-honored tradition.
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2. In which a winning team douses their couch in the sports drink to celebrate an important victory.
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And why does this tradition not carry over to basketball?
4. Because, as we learned at a Nebraska Community College game this weekend: Gatorade + Wood Floors = INSTANT HUMILIATION.
5. Even a good Samaritan coming to help felt the wrath of the Gatorade.
6. So the key to making the Gatorade baths safe?
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